
If I were truly free, who would I be?
I think, if I were truly free, I would:
- I wouldn’t shave my legs or wax my eyebrows.
- I would play in the mud and puddles with my children.
- I would have an RV and drive around the world without an agenda.
- I would wear comfortable clothes that didn’t hide parts of my features that are unattractive.
- I would sing at the Jackson (Blue/Red Line) stop, the song, “Jackson” by Johnny Cash.
- I would wear weird(er) clothes.
- I would not wear shoes whenever possible.
- I would never wear socks.
- I would not wear bras.
- I would not wear underwear.
- I would encourage my children to learn about whatever interests them instead of what is expected of them at their particular age.
- I would decorate the Lions at the Art Institute in Red, Black, and Green for Kwanzaa.
- I would swear a lot more.
- I would jog.
- I would dance in public.
- I would dance at home more.
- I would cook.
- I would paint and draw even though I have no talent.
- I would rap even though I have no talent.
- I would get dual citizenship in Ghana.
- I would get a tattoo.
- I would learn how to read and write hieroglyphs.
- I would have another child.
- I would weekly dinner parties with homeless people.
- I would speak without always worrying about how other people are perceiving what I am saying
- I would do political consulting for the Republican party.
- I would take my children to social protest like in Ferguson, MO.
- I would take my nieces and nephews on a vacation to Jamaica for a week.
- I would have a prayer club (like a book club but we pray instead)
- I would create a world championship dominoes league.
- I would get an apartment in Paris.
- I would buy a cabin in the woods.
- I wouldn’t take any medicine.
- I would spend sunny days outside playing with my children.
- I would play physical games with my children.
- I would become an astrophysicist.
- I would way more wild and crazy sex.
- I would write something every day.
- I would never feel guilty about food.
- I would drive whatever speed limit felt right to me.
- I would have at least one drink of Crown Royal every day.